Once upon a time in a land far faraway, known as Chicago, there lived a beautiful but powerful princess, a Jewish princess, one who got her way no matter what. Her name was Josephia and she was the most spoiled, stuck up person who ever reigned. All of her friends were her slaves and all of her affairs, turned into her husbands. She was like a queen bee. She didn’t let her friends get close to anyone, especially men.
One day, Josephia was sitting on the third story of her mansion glaring down at her slaves when she noticed a new man talking to her best friend, Claudia. Oh, was he the most handsome she had laid eyes on, but why was he talking to that scamp? Josephia immediately summoned this charming man into her presence, however he wasn’t at all taken by her beauty. Rather he lingered after the presence of “Claudia”.
Well, this infereriated Josephia and in so made Claudia’s life tremendous. She gave her ten piles of clothes to wash daily and eighteen sets of dishes to wash hourly, but still Claudia made time for that charming young man.
It got so bad though that Claudia finally ran away with that young man and no one ever saw them again. Josephia’s friends say that they ran off to Vegas, got married finally, and are living just down the street from Josephia watching to make sure that Josephia doesn’t try to steal another man, but that’s just one tale.
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