Oh me oh my!
I can’t find this. I can’t find that.
What am I to do? It’s insane. I’m blind.
Can’t see my hand in front of my face.
If my head weren’t attached, I’d lose it at work. Somebody would take it to guest relations and then sell it at the lost and found sell for ten bucks.
Ha! That’s funny. I crack myself up. See now my coworkers have to come with a broom and sweep me of my feet. I guess I’m in the wrong business. Should be down at Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, but then again, I’d probably be booed off the stage.
Now were was I? What was I talking about? I don’t even remember. Sounds like my latest play on words that I wrote almost six months ago and everyone loves. Man, I really gotta get that play on stage. Gotta find just the right cast and crew to run it and produce it and showcase it for the public.
But then again… I’m just one person… One person with big dreams and aspirations… and I won’t stop until I stop breathing.
So there.